ouch

im a wuss. my wrist hurts. its a beotch typing with one hand. on a happier note, i love darvocet. la la land is a nice place to visit :)
will get back to work on the SLANG in a day or two. i KNOW u r missing it... ;)
Peace~

Anesthesia Paranoia

Well, I am definately having surgery on the ole wrist on Wednesday. Yes, Something, I said Wednesday. Yeah, I bout crapped too...... they 'never' move that quick on anything, so I wasn't really expecting to get in before, oh, say, i dont know....SUMMER TIME?!!!
To say the least, I.HATE.ANESTHESIA. (Ha! Im thinking Im not as good of a speller as Lil Chic!!) Any way, back to the feel good meds. I don't like to go to sleep. I have the hardest time waking up. When I had an emergency c-section with Lil Chic, it was like 8 in the a.m.....I dont think I woke up until sometime that afternoon. Don't like it....just sayin'.......
And another thing that makes me paranoid..........I'm a 'fluffy' girl. Definately got some meat on these bones. HOW DO I KNOW when I'm TOTALLY OUT if they are making fun of the love handles?!! You KNOW they do. Or poking on the fat just to watch it jiggle!!
But you also know they see some freaky shiz in the O.R. I don't have any freaky piercings or tattoos, just the fat. Maybe they will show mercy on my totally knocked out soul. : (
PLEASE PRAY FOR ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh! and dont you despair, I PROMISE to make sure you get your SOTD!!! Would NEVER let ya down like that!! :)

TODAYS WORD IS................................................Prostitot

Defined as an obviously underage girl who dresses like a ho.

Im thinking you have probly SEEN someone who fits this description and can come up with your own "used in a sentence!"
My son is 13.....I see PROSTITOTS everytime I go to his school.........

Lil Chic can spell!

Yeah, JOY! Little Chic can spell and man, she is goooood. I really thought I still had a bit of 'time' left...you know the time Im talking about....where you can talk to someone and spell out half of it as to not 'clue' the kid in on what you are talking about.
Well, those days are over fo' sho fo' me!
Earlier, the Hub was whining about his stomach hurting. Well, being how I had worked my first job from 6:30-8:30 (Mommy to 2 kids), then my 2nd job from 8:30-5:00 and my THIRD job at a local store from 5:00-9:00, then back to job 1 until just a bit ago...I was running low on sympathy. SO, I spelled out the P word. Yeah, I shouldnt have, but I DID. Its done, cant take it back. It is what it is.
Lil Chic looks at me and says, "whats a p****?" But she doesnt pronounce it like its pronounced....she says it like that deodorant Tussy. Or HUSSY. ha ha
I immediately began to back peddle and try to convince her that is NOT what I spelled. Yeah, she's pretty smart for a 7 yr old.....i'm thinkin she's on to me..........

Am i nuts or just getting OLD?!

I lost my keys. Again. I SWEAR this morning when Lil Chic, Big Boy and myself went to get in the car, Big Boy got my keys and went back and locked the front door. He says he didnt. I KNOW I didnt shut it fo sho..... So, you know what that means?? Im thinking my front door may be standing wide open.
Good thing I have a Killer Mini Schnauzer in the house. Bad thing is that she stays 'crated' during the day. D%&*!
Looks like I'm fixing to have to make the 10 mile journey back home....for my own peace of mind....BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Stupid Wrist & Farmer Snorts

My wrist hurts. Yeah, maybe because i have a cyst on it, BLAH!! I finally realized how bad it was this a.m., when I went to put the Lil Chic's hair up in a ponytail and found that my left hand was actually not doing what it was suppose to do. Put in a call to the ortho surgeon....so I guess we will go from there.
On to bigger and better things though....the moment I KNOW you have been waiting for:
SOTD!!!
Todays word is....can i get a drum roll please.....brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, DING! Farmer Snort
The act of plugging a nostril with one finger while blowing out the other one in order to discharge nasal goop on the ground. EW. Kinda makes me puke in my mouth!!
Used in a sentence: "I thought he was rude and crude when he farted in front of me, but realized how nasty he really was when he sneezed and farmer snorted."
Again, I think this is usually a 'move' performed by men.....go figure!!

Oops...missed a few days!!

Missed a few days, but I still dont have anything 'blog worthy'.......I'm so boring, its not even funny.....HOWEVER, I will share the chosen Slang o' the day!! :

SOTD: MANSCAPE. ha ha ha ha ha....get a mental......

Defined: To keep the body hair trimmed

AND used in a sentence:

"When he pulled his shirt off, it looked like he had on a sweater.....he needed some serious 'manscaping'......"

Day two......

Day 2 of of my new blog! Still not much to say, but wanted to get the SOTD out there, just so you can start using it.... ;)

Textually Frustrated: When text messaging someone and it takes them too long to reply....

AND USED IN A SENTENCE:

"He took forever to text me back; he's totally leaving me textually frustrated"

Slang o' the day

Ive decided on days that I have nothing to say, I will share 'Slang o' the day'....should be fun for us all...... Even on days I DO have a little sum somethin to say, I will still share good slang. You never know when you might be in the situation that you need to use it. Read it. Learn it. Practice it. Use it. LOVE IT!

Todays SOTD......... COIN WANKING. Defined as the act of carressing or fondling change held in the pocket of a pair of pants. Usually performed by men. (go figure)
AND
Used in a sentence: "I was talking to my boss in the hall today, but couldn't hear a word he said over the 'COIN WANKING'.

Hope this term will be most useful.....have a FABULOUS WEDNESDAY!!!!