Catching up!

You know if I'd be more faithful about blogging, I wouldnt have to catch you up on a months worth of junk in one post. haha.
I've been laying in bed for the last 36 hours. The only time I have actually been up was when I took the beaten trail to the bathroom. I have thrown up so much, my ribs hurt. I am sore. I hate the stomach flu. Big Boy has had it since Sunday....on and off. I ended up with it and then last night at ball practice, Little Girl tossed some Ramen Noodles. The Hub has been walking around the house with the mega monster can of Lysol. He's used over half of it in under 12 hours. He does not want it. I do not blame him.
Ok, so on a happier note.....my Mom has been wanting a tattoo for years. So, the other day I mentioned that I wanted another one. Basically it boiled down to, "I will if you will...." Yeah, well, Mom and I both got cross tattoo's on our wrists day before yesterday. YAY!! Funny thing..I asked her if she told Sis and she said she hadnt. So I send Sis a pic of the bald headed tattoo guy leaning over mom inking her with the caption..."Momma got ink".....Sis sends back...WTF???!! Yeah, funny stuff!
Ok, so this is sad....I cant think of anything funny to tell you....its been an entire month and I got nothing. Blah.

I figure since I dont have much...I could go back to Slang Word O' The Day!!
And this word is very fitting since it IS a holiday weekend....DRUMROLL PLEASE:
btrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, DONG!

Rescue Chip

A rescue chip is the chip you use to fish the bits and pieces out of the first one you overloaded and busted in the dip......

And used in a sentence:

"My tortilla chip busted when I tried to load it with extra salsa so I had to get a rescue chip to recover the pieces."

Have a fabulous Memorial Weekend friends :)

Its my Burfday!

Yeah, I can hardly believe I am THIRTY TWO. WOW!! 8 more years and I will be the big 4-0. WOW! How time flies.
Ok, yeah. I am such a liar. I am 38. 2 more years and I am knock-knock-knocking on Heaven's door.........

My poor neighbor

Yeah, so, its taken me a few days to even be able to say this, much less write this. I'm pretty sure my neighbor next door saw me stark raving nekkid on Saturday. Yep, the poor fella....I'm sure his eyes are still burning 3 days later.
And so you say, "Dawned, what on earth were you doing for your neighbor to see you sans clothes".....and my reply is simply......I was home alone with Little Girl...she was sacked out on the couch...I took a shower, walked into the kitchen to get clothes out of the dryer....what did it hurt?? Its my house, I can walk around in the buff if I so choose. I normally just don't choose to. So any way, I turn around from the dryer to see NEIGHBOR and NEIGHBORS GRANDKIDS playing in their backyard in the rain. WHO THE H-E-DOUBLE HOCKEY STICKS plays outside in the rain?!! Straight shot into my kitchen.......there is no way neighbor COULDNT have seen me. Yeah, the doof Im married to had left the BLINDS WIDE OPEN. So, its kinda his fault. Yeah, definately kinda his fault.

TGIF

I woke up 15 minutes early this morning, (YAY ME!) to the sound of thunder off in the distance...there was a cool breeze and my blankets were nice and cozy. Perfect sleeping weather.
D*#! job always gets in the way of my sleep.
But on a happier note...THANK GOD ITS FRIDAY!!!! :) :) :)

OHHHHHH I forgot to tell you

Remember the April Fools Day incident with Little Girls friend?? Saying "Dawned" is preggo?!
WELLLLL...apparently cute little 7 yr old friend of Little Girl went to school and TOLD everyone we know at school her little 'joke'...... LOL I show up for the Easter Party last week and they were ALL STILL LAUGHING about it.
I still dont get it...why she gotta pick on me?? I will get the little pretty, oh yes, I will.........

Facebook Whore

Hello, My name is "Dawned" and I am a FB Whore. I can't help it. I have had my FB since before it was cool and for some reason, I am totally addicted. Maybe its because this year is my 20th HS Reunion and I have gotten back in touch with a buttload of my classmates through FB, IDK. But I know that if i check it once, I check it a hundred times a day. I hate that stupid application for my bberry. Makes it too easy.
Please be in prayer for me that I overcome my addiction. If I knew the 12 steps, I'd try em, I don't, so I'm gonna just 'wing it'....
ha ha ha ha ha

PLEASE PRAY!!

me+fire=PANIC. i dont like fire. so i guess its a really bad thing that our entire state is BURNING UP. my uncle is an emergency manager in a county a few away from ours...when asked on the 6 o'clock news if there was ANYTHING they could do for him...for his county...for his firefighters....his answer was one very simple, but POWERFUL word. PRAY.
with that being said....please lift our Oklahoma firefighters, Emergency Managers, other leaders as well as the people who being affected....our friends, our neighbors and our families. everyone will know someone who has been affected.
PLEASE PRAY!!!